Friday, May 3, 2024

Building the Beast:

 The true story of how one married couple made an impulse purchase blind off the internet: a 24.5-tonne vintage army truck. Their plan: to convert into a unique off-grid tiny home on wheels ready for an expedition to Mongolia.

 

Building the Beast:

How (Not) To Build An Overland Camper

The Wayward Truck Book 1

by Jacqueline Lambert

Genre: Comedic Travel Memoir, Nonfiction

Featuring ‘The Beast’, an expedition truck, as seen on TV*




A Vintage Truck: An Amateur Team: An Immovable Deadline
The Comic Memoir of a Crazy Idea


In this captivating true story, join an intrepid married couple as they take another wild leap into the world of nomadic living.
Four years previously, Jackie and Mark gave up work to embark on a permanent road trip with four dogs. However, one Friday the 13th, forces beyond their control cause them to throw caution to the wind and buy a 30-year-old army truck sight unseen from the internet.
Their goal: to create an expedition truck fit to drive overland to Mongolia.
Follow them as they dive headfirst into the daunting but thrilling task of converting this rugged vehicle into a perfect off-grid tiny house on wheels.
Yet their first ever DIY van conversion proves to be a rollercoaster ride, when they sell their house to fund the build, and Friday the 13th comes back to haunt them.
Is their confidence that, ‘there’s always a solution,’ misplaced?
With their relationship, sanity, and finances on the line, can they navigate the pitfalls of their first-ever build and avoid becoming homeless?
Filled with quirky van life friends and unexpected twists, this is an inspiring tale of perseverance, friendship, and finding the courage to conquer the challenges that face those who dare to chase their dreams.

GUEST POST

I was born and spent my early years in Blackburn, Lancashire, an industrial town in the rather damp north west corner of England. World Superbike champion, Carl Fogarty, grew up in the house opposite. I’m sure he often repeats his claim to fame that he sat on a swing with me when we were both aged nine.

Blackburn is not pretty, but has incredible natural beauty on its doorstep. It’s a short hop from the Forest of Bowland, the Pennines, and three national parks: the Yorkshire Dales, the Peak District, and the Lake District.

My Dad was a keen mountaineer, who instilled within me a great love of the outdoors. We spent many weekends and every school holiday in a remote Lake District cottage, scaling some of guidebook writer Alfred Wainwright’s favourite summits. (Wainwright was another of Blackburn’s famous sons!)

It was there we met Bob Orrell: author, TV presenter, and smallholder. He moved in next door when I was in my early teens.

Bob has written several books about his amazing life. Saddle Tramp in the Lake District, documented his journey following ancient pack pony routes with a brace of fell ponies, Thor and Lucy. Fell ponies are one of the nine native British pony breeds, and a favourite of the late Queen Elizabeth II.

As it happens, Thor and Lucy had a profound effect on my literary career!

Aged 14, Bob took me and a couple of other young lasses on a four-day trek across the Lake District along old pack pony routes. The plan was for me to ride Thor, who was solid and dependable. His summer coat was shiny black, and he was built like a mini carthorse, with shaggy hair or ‘feathers’ on his heels. His rump and back were as wide and flat as a table. Sometimes, I would lie on him and sunbathe!

In the honeyed golden hour of many a summer evening, I would stand for hours with my arms draped along the top of his field gate. Thor would clop over slowly and rest his head in my embrace. Often, I would feel him release a deep sigh of contentment, or nuzzle his whiskery muzzle into my neck.

It was love.

Unfortunately, at the last minute, the promise of a loan pony for Bob fell through. This meant Thor became Bob’s mount, and against my will, I was forced to ride Lucy on our trek. Besides being much more lightly built, Lucy was a bit of a handful. On Bob's original quest, Lucy had been led, bearing the pack saddle.

There is a saying, “A hundred falls make a rider.” Lucy contributed generously to my total. On every practise outing, she threw me, and on the first morning of our expedition, on the way back from collecting her from her field, she launched me over her head. I swear she was grinning haughtily at me down her slightly Roman nose as she contemplated me sitting squarely on my backside in the middle of a freezing stream!

After subjecting me to this humiliation, I think Lucy felt she had asserted her dominance. Thankfully, she and I arrived at an uneasy truce. Since we had to navigate steep mountain passes together, this was just as well, although Lucy certainly added extra colour to what was already a wonderful adventure.

Each evening, after we’d set up camp, Bob encouraged us to write about our experiences. Then, he entered our scribblings – my first ever memoir – into a national competition open to all age groups.

I’m very proud to say, I won second prize!

It was my initial foray into keeping a travel journal, which has since become a lifelong ritual. These diaries led to my blog, which I ultimately honed into a manuscript for my debut travel memoir, Fur Babies in France.

Fur Babies follows what happened when my husband, Mark and I quit our jobs, accidentally bought our first ever caravan (RV trailer), then decided to rent out the house, sell most of our possessions, and tour Europe full time with our four dogs.

Since then, I’ve published six light hearted travelogues in my Adventure Caravanning With Dogs Series. They have all received multiple five-star reviews, been category bestsellers on Amazon, and my third book, Dogs ‘n’ Dracula, won a Chill With A Book PREMIER Readers’ Award, and was a finalist in the Romania Insider Awards. The British Ambassador to Romania and Prince Charles (now King Charles III), who has a special connection with Romania, both have a copy! 

Currently, I’m just launching volume seven, Building The Beast, which documents how we upgraded our caravan to a 6x4-wheel drive 24.5-tonne army truck we bought sight unseen from the internet to convert into an off-grid tiny home on wheels.

Thank you Bob, Thor, and Lucy.

Without you, this might never have happened!


* The Beast made a guest appearance on Ben Fogle’s New Lives In The Wild

ARC Reviews:

“An honest and often funny account of the realities of when people actually begin to live their dream.” Anna Rashbrook, Author

“A page-turner!…You never know what will happen next!” Carrie Riseley, Author

“The trials and tribulations of building a home on six wheels, told with laughter and insight… a must read – even if it’s just to stop you making the same mistakes!” Maximilian Sam, Award-Winning Author

“This book is a fantastic look at designing a unique project and going for it with humor and perseverance. If one is tired of another ‘chucking it all and renovating an old house’ story, this is a quixotic twist that will keep you entertained.” Kari Iverson Lane

“Hugely inspirational, because I think many would have just given up trying, with all the things they had to put in place to get their dream of owning and converting The Beast off the ground. What a story – and a fabulously entertaining book/read.” Julie Haigh, Goodreads Librarian and Top 1,000 Amazon reviewer.

 

**Get it for Only .99 cents!**

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Book Links:
Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CZJWR6C4

Bookbub: https://www.bookbub.com/books/building-the-beast-how-not-to-build-an-overland-camper-the-wayward-truck-book-1-by-jacqueline-lambert

Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/210578663-building-the-beast

 

Tour the Beast:

https://youtu.be/7Jmd4fr-HRI


About the Author


Jacqueline (Jackie) Lambert is an award-winning travel writer, adventure traveller, and dogmother, who loves history and curious facts.

BC (Before Canines) she rafted, rock-climbed, and backpacked around six of the seven continents. A passionate windsurfer and skier, she can fly a plane, has been bitten by a lion, and appeared on Japanese TV as a fire-eater.

AD (After Dog), she quit work in 2016 to hit the road permanently with her husband and four pooches. Initially, they were Adventure Caravanners, who aimed To Boldly Go Where No Van Has Gone Before.

Now, they’re at large in a self-converted six-wheel army lorry, with Mongolia in their sights.

All her books and the anthologies that include her travel stories are available on Amazon:

https://author.to/JLambert

Photo: Mark, Jackie & The Fab Four with The Beast. Photo courtesy of @Liveration, who made a short film about the crew and their lifestyle on YouTube.

 

Website * Blog * Facebook * X * Instagram * Bookbub * Amazon * Goodreads

Author Links

Website: https://jacquelinelambert.co.uk/

Blog: https://worldwidewalkies.blog/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/JacquelineLambertAuthor

X: https://twitter.com/JLambertAuthor

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/worldwidewalkies/

Bookbub: https://www.bookbub.com/profile/jacqueline-lambert

Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/stores/Jacqueline-Lambert/author/B07L4ZK1CL

Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/18672478.Jacqueline_Lambert

 

Giveaway

$10 Amazon

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3 comments:

  1. This looks like a cute kids book. I'm happy to help the author share.

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  2. This story sounds entertaining. Thanks for sharing.

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